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Inception memes are getting sickening, ICP fans are beautiful too, and the single greatest alcoholic beverage ever
[Humor] (Dog and Pony Show)I am seriously getting sick of Inception memes ...
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I’ll Just Leave This Here: Attempted Rapist Needs to Watch His Idiot Back
[Humor] (Dog and Pony Show)"They rapin everybody out here"
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[Humor] (MyLifeIsAverage.com)So, the other day I grabbed a can of iced tea from the fridge. I noticed it said to shake before drinking but I was iffy about shaking it because it was in a can, but I shook it anyway. I opened it and it was fine just long enough for me to feel relief, and then it exploded. I still don't understand it, but atleast I know not to shake the can for next time. MLIA ...
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[Humor] (MyLifeIsAverage.com)Today, I got a call from Sylvan learning center telling me that my son Alexander was doing excellent with his grades and that my monthly pay was due in a week. I'm a 14-year-old virgin. MLIA ...
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[Humor] (MyLifeIsAverage.com)Today, was my lasy day of highschool and we all signed eachother's shirts. I now have a tattoo of a dinosaur on my back where the ink ran through my shirt. MLIA ...
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[Humor] (MyLifeIsAverage.com)Today I realized my 80 year-old grandma knows more modern terms than I do. I only wish I was joking. MLIA.
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Define: Cool (pic)
[Apple, Macintosh, Oddities, Green, Tech] (digg.com: Stories / Popular)***** ...
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How the Ultimate Gaming PC Has Evolved in 15 Years
[Apple, Macintosh, Oddities, Green, Tech] (digg.com: Stories / Popular)As we worked on this years 15th Dream Machine, we couldn't help but think about how far we've come. From the original 200MHz, 8MB-of-RAM 1996 Dream Machine up to this years 12-core, 24-thread, 24-gigs-of-RAM version, the ultimate computer has grown exponentially more powerful. But that's not much of a shocker (we've all heard about Moore's Law).
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Aww Moment of the Day: I Give U Our Heart
[Humor, Cute Stuff, Fun, Starter Kit] (Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?)lolcats, cats, and funny pictures-Aww Moment of the Day: I Give U Our Heart ...
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Jungian Resources
[Humor] (Beauty Tips for Ministers)Hi sweet readers, I’m really glad that I wrote the last two posts, as I have had lots of lovely e-mails from many of you sharing your sense of catharsis hearing from another big, fat outlaw sister. I’ve been mulling the outlaw thing over in my mind a little bit over the past few days ...
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Senator Jim Bunning is not a Stephen Strasburg fan
[Humor] (Guyism)Evidently, you’re not being a good politician this week unless you’re commenting on pitchers . Just yesterday, a Rhode Island gubernatorial candidate questioned Curt Schilling’s bloody sock story. And while he later retracted some of his harsh words, he no doubt sent a message that there’s no such thing as “bad publicity”. But Senator Jim ...
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The world’s most expensive hot dog is only $69
[Humor] (Guyism)In a world where we have diamond studded cell phones, thousand dollar pairs of sunglasses and Michael Bay movies, one would think the “world’s most expensive” anything would set you back at least $100. But it seems that’s not the case for certain types of food like the hot dog, which only tops out at ...
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Dating, It's Complicated: Issue #59
[Humor, Gaming, Sports, Video, Celebrities] (CollegeHumor: Recent Articles)Dating someone? Well great! Send your craziest, funniest, most embarrassing dating related stories to me using this cool automatic submission form! If I take longer than 5 minutes to reply to my girlfriend's text she calls me pissed off and tells me I am a horrible boyfriend. On the other hand, if I reply too fast she assumes that I am texting other girls. I'm confused on what to do.-CoreyI had a girlfriend who would get upset whenever I scratched my balls, not because she thought scratching was ...
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The Crew Cut
[Fail, Humor] (AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com)They just never saw hair to hair. (submitted by Claire)
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As if childhood weren’t hard enough already
[Humor, Crafts] (Craftastrophe)From the description: This would make a cute bag for a little girl Yeah, if you wanted her to be a complete and utter outcast for the rest of the school year. {Source} Suebob is still smarting from not having the cute lunch bags. Subscribe to the comments for this post? Share this on del.icio.us ...
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Stepping on an IED leaves marine: a) dead b) seriously wounded c) pissed off [Hero]
[Oddities, Humor] (Fark.com RSS)[link] [91 comments]
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Tweets Between the Sheets: We’re All Social Media Junkies
[Humor] (eSarcasm)A survey reports that nearly half of all Facebook and Twitter users update their status from bed. But that's hardly the only proof we're social media addicts. An eSarcasm exclusive.
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[Humor] (MyLifeIsAverage.com)Today I realized that I get all of my best ideas when I'm in the shower. I'm still trying to figure out whether the trick is being wet or naked MLIA ...
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[Humor] (MyLifeIsAverage.com)Today, i saw a group on facebook, "Who lives in a pinnapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! Who died in an oil spill csaused by BP?" I couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes. :) MLIA ...
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[Humor] (MyLifeIsAverage.com)On my iron, it says "DO NOT IRON WHILE CLOTHES STILL ON BODY". After laughing histerically, i wondered who sued them over that? MLIA ...
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[Humor] (MyLifeIsAverage.com)5 years ago, this guy passed me a note saying , " Oh lovely Lilly, i want to be the love of your life. I want us to ride Dinosaurs and be ninja lovers. Let's not let any pirates destroy our love. Be mine ?" . We are still together to this day. MLIA ...
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[Humor] (MyLifeIsAverage.com)A couple days ago i had a couple friends over. We were all sitting around doing stuff when i said "ill get it!" About three seconds later the phone rang. I felt psychic. MLIA ...
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[Humor] (MyLifeIsAverage.com)Today, I was going to feed my niece some fruit loops cereal. Because she's 2, she is very picky. So I let her choose her own bowl. I showed her a pink Barbie one or a green dinosaur one. She chose the dinosaur. I was so proud of her. MLIA ...
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[Humor] (MyLifeIsAverage.com)Yesterday, was my 16th birthday. I did not have a party with underage drinking. Instead, my friends and i watched Toy Story 1 and 2 whilst eating blue popcorn. Best birthday ever. MLIA ...
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[Humor] (MyLifeIsAverage.com)Me and my friends were sitting at the lunch table when a random guy at our table shouted, "YOU FAIL! F-A-L-E!". No sir, You fail! MLIA.
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[Humor] (MyLifeIsAverage.com)At our school there is a kid known as "The Freshman with the Dinosaur Backpack," who everyone talks about, but I never saw. I finally saw him. Turns out he's my neighbor, who I've known forever. MLIA.
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[Humor] (MyLifeIsAverage.com)Today, my mom signed me up for pottery camp. I was elated when I realized this made me a potter. MLIA ...
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50 Face-Numbingly Bad Websites [PICS]
[Apple, Macintosh, Oddities, Green, Tech] (digg.com: Stories / Popular)The Internet has been around for a while now, and at this point we don't know what we'd do without it. Despite having ample time to adapt their sites to meet current trends and expectations, some people just don't get it. Here are 50 of the Web's most face-numbingly bad sites, all still active today.
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French mother charged with killing eight of her babies
[Apple, Macintosh, Oddities, Green, Tech] (digg.com: Stories / Popular)A French mother, Dominique Cottrez, has been charged by with murdering eight newborn babies and her husband has been charged with hiding the bodies in the village of Villers-au-Tertre, near Lille .
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Obama Insists On Performance Standards For Teachers
[Apple, Macintosh, Oddities, Green, Tech] (digg.com: Stories / Popular)Today, President Obama wades in to a controversy that threatens to split one of the Democratic Party's most generous source of donations and activists, the teacher unions, from the whole.
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Hosepipe Ban Lifted, now mandatory to use Hosepipes
[Humor] (TheSpoof.com : Spoof News : Front Page)Restricted Utilities, the company that supplies water to the Northwest of England has announced that the hosepipe ban put in place because of a 'quite warm' June has now been lifted due to a 'slightly wet' July. Indeed, with the Met Office spendin ...
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Daily Pampering: Exclusive Delano drink package for Gadling readers
[Japan, Humor, Travel] (Gadling)Filed under: Food and Drink, North America, United States, Hotels and Accommodations, Luxury TravelEven the most exclusive hotels know where to come when they want to offer an exclusive deal. That's right, luxe-lovers - today's Daily Pampering is an exclusive deal from the Miami Delano, just for you. For $395/night, the Delano is offering Daily Pampering readers a night of unbridled luxury, complete with accommodations, a bottle of house champagne and priority access for up to four guests at ...
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Mama Bear WIN
[Fail, Humor] (FAIL Blog: Epic Fail Funny Pictures and Funny Videos of Owned, Pwned and Fail Moments)epic fail video - mam bear win ...
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Police Wording Fail
[Fail, Humor] (FAIL Blog: Epic Fail Funny Pictures and Funny Videos of Owned, Pwned and Fail Moments)epic fail photo - police wording fail ...
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Resolved Questions: Meat Curtains
[Humor] (www.holytaco.com)Today’s question comes to us from Yahoo! Answers user Eunice. Eunice writes: Best answer from a Yahoo! Answers user: “He wants to have sex with you” read more ...
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[Humor] (MyLifeIsAverage.com)Today, I was told that Jedi is an official religion in Australia. My bags are already packed. MLIA ...
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[Humor] (MyLifeIsAverage.com)Today, my friend set me up on a blind date with someone she knew from another high school. I'd heard some stories about him, so i snuck my Nerf gun in my purse. We went out for lunch at a Chinese restaurant. Just to see what he would say, I asked him "pirates or ninjas/" he said "pirates, cuz they get all the booty". Then I asked him the most important question of all : "harry potter or twilight/" he answered "twilightBella's a lucky *****". I stood up, to ...
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[Humor] (MyLifeIsAverage.com)Today, someone in my dorm hall had left her ipod on or something. The song "Replay" started playing. Over and over again. I would have laughed at the coincidence if it hadn't been so annoying. MLIA ...
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[Humor] (MyLifeIsAverage.com)Today, for a second, I forgot how to spell my last name. MLIA ...
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[Humor] (MyLifeIsAverage.com)Today, my friend and I went on the Harry Potter Universal Theme Park website and sent out Hogwarts acceptance letters to random e-mails. I think we made someone's day. MLIA.
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iPad Owners Are Elitists, Non-Owners Are Independent Geeks
[Apple, Macintosh, Oddities, Green, Tech] (digg.com: Stories / Popular)Consumer firm MyType has done a study of the opinions of 20,000 people, and have determined that iPad owners are wealthy, sophisticated, educated, and score very low in tests designed to chart altruism and kindness. In short, they're rich and smart, but also spoiled and cruel.
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When phones are too big for pockets
[Apple, Macintosh, Oddities, Green, Tech] (digg.com: Stories / Popular)Something weird is happening to mobile phones: After shrinking from enormous Zack Morris proportions in the '80s and '90s, they're getting bigger again. The Dell Streak, which is set to be released in the U.S. later this summer, is the biggest of the big-daddy phones so far, with a 5-inch screen.
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10 Mustache Styles That Must Be Stopped
[Apple, Macintosh, Oddities, Green, Tech] (digg.com: Stories / Popular)The mustache is a style that has sadly been relegated to antiquity: It is a quaint, often goofy relic that's looked upon with derision in the modern world, when it is looked upon at all. So of course, it's time for the insufferable hipsters to ironically bring it back.
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Finally A Sport I Could Get Behind: Beach Volleyball [pics]
[Apple, Macintosh, Oddities, Green, Tech] (digg.com: Stories / Popular)FTA: Originating in Southern California and Hawaii, sand volleyball – as well as regular Volleyball – is really fun and it’s a great way to exercise your body too. Yeah, okay, but check out these babes !
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VIDEO: Russian news anchor flips off reporter for some reason
[Humor] (Guyism)Being a news anchor seems like a stressful job because you have to read off a teleprompter and, uh, say the words you just read. So you can see why this Russian news anchor might give his reporter the finger for some reason. In a hilarious fashion. I particularly enjoy the gusto with which he ...
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Spoof-writer's reunion ends in riot, several arrested
[Humor] (TheSpoof.com : Spoof News : Front Page)It was meant to be a civilised reunion of like-minded literary folk. However the annual meeting of writers from TheSpoof.com, quickly descended into a brawl, which was eventually only broken up by the intervention of riot-police. Witnesses confirm ...
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Sexy Spy Anna Fermanova Possibly 'Knew' Sexy Spy Anna Chapman
[Humor] (TheSpoof.com : Spoof News : Front Page)As speculation surrounding sexy Russian spies Anna Fermanova and Anna Chapman increased, some sources are suggesting that the two may have known each other. One observer went so far as to remark that the two probably engaged in steamy lesbian sex ...
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Girls Aloud To Reunite Minus Nadine Coyle
[Humor] (TheSpoof.com : Spoof News : Front Page)Blonde bikini-clad bombshell Sarah Harding had two reasons to celebrate today, as it was announced that caterwauling Girl Band - Girls Aloud, are to reunite. Minus Nadine Coyle - so perhaps it would be more appropriate for them to rename themselve ...
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Mortal Kombat Hipsters
[Humor, Gaming, Sports, Video, Celebrities] (CollegeHumor: Recent Articles)Written 2010-07-29 15:00:00 by Brian Murphy 2 likes ...
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